The Crime Dawgs
Canine Crime Syndicate

Thank you for visiting the Crime Dawgs website.  This website is maintained for the benefit of the public by a secret national law enforcement agency created to monitor the activities of an underground crime organization known as the Crime Dawgs Canine Crime Syndicate.  If you haven’t heard of it before now, you’re in good company because very few people are aware of its existence.  But, once we reveal the details of this organization below your view the world will change forever.

Most of us are familiar with organized crime organizations because of how they have been popularized in Hollywood and in the media.  It won’t be long before the Crime Dawgs Canine Crime Syndicate receives similar recognition, and when that happens the early members of the Syndicate will become prominent and profitable business figures.

There exists throughout the United States and the rest of the world a new organization known as the Canine Crime Syndicate or Crime Dawgs for short.  Their members are joining the organization through block chain interfaces like Opensea and others.  Membership resembles the traditional structure of other crime families starting at the top with a “godfather” figure, right down to street soldiers.

One thing that makes Crime Dawgs different from what you traditionally think of a crime family to be is that individual members of the our Syndicate crime families are often sold to others as they achieve success in the underworld, almost like star athletes being traded to other teams, so our crime families actually profit as they buy and sell family members to others who wish to join the Syndicate.

Some of the evidence of the existence of this organization is hidden in plain sight within your own community.  For example, the next time you travel through your community, take a closer look at pet stores, dog groomers, dog parks, kennels, and even dog pounds.  These businesses are all under the control of Crime Dawg families near you.  When you go to grocery stores and walk past the pet section, dog treats, and other dog related products understand that those products are a concession of these same families in their effort to hide from public view who is really behind them.

There is much more to tell in this story and if you’d like continue getting the insider information be sure to follow our canine crime syndicate on social media as we continue to monitor this secret organization that is about to go public.

The next time you look into the face of some innocent looking pooch be on guard and ask yourself “what are they really up to”?